We’re Capable of Social Lives?
Written by moshi moshi meev on June 16, 2009 – 12:26 am -This will be a brief entry, really. I was just lurking the wide world of cyberspace tonight and happened upon one too many reminders that, thanks to the Internet, people like us (as in nerds, geeks, weeaboos, etc.) are able to have a pathetic chance at a social life!
It started when I was browsing and came upon an advertisement for a site called GamerNook. Apparently, it’s Myspace… for gamers, of course. It’s actually in beta right now, so if you want to sign up, go ahead. I took a peek at the first page of members and was almost surprised to see that a lot of them are ladies. I just hope they aren’t ladies who think that “rockin’ out on Rock Band” counts as being a video game nerd…
If you feel as though you are in need of a video game nerd’s social paradise, I think you’ll find GamerNook pretty helpful in that area. Just don’t come crying to me when the girl of your dreams you meet on there turns out to be the average Bella of your dreams. *shot*
The next example of social pariahs slowly taking over the world would be the infamous Cosplay Deviants. If you haven’t visited this site, yet, I am disappoint. I remember lurking it when the site was just starting, and they had a few pictures out on public display. Unfortunately, what remember of the models they had then was that they were largely of the butterfaced variety—but HONESTLY who’s lookin’ at their face, anyway?! Am I right or am I right, fellas? ;D
Regardless, they’ve gotten a lot better with that, mostly through the use of Photoshop, I guess, because I’m looking at some of their first members’ newer “cosplays” and they’re looking a bit cuter (and more obviously blend/smudge tool’d o_o; ). As with most porn sites, this one requires a membership in order to see the nudie pix, but you can see a bunch of previews on their Myspace, which is where I swiped these screenshots from.
If you’re interested in seeing these girls IRL, the ladies of Cosplay Deviant DID help out at Supercon, held in Florida, doing a spin-off of your usual maid/cosplay cafe called the Hentai Cafe. “Hosted by The Cosplay Deviants, The Hentai Café will screen Hentai all night, with snacks being served by the girls of Cosplay Deviants,” says Supercon’s events section. This sounds like something I could get into…
Wait. Is that supposed to be Goku? >_> All right, I am done with you professionally, Cosplay Deviants. DONE. Just… Give me the Naruko picture set and leave. Now. >:|
I’ll move on to my next and final example (although there are plenty more in the dirty crevices of the Interwebs): OtakuBooty. Shouldn’t take too much thought to figure out just what this site is all about, huh? It’s essentially the same as GamerNook, except older and it has its own convention (aptly, and hilariously in my opinion, named Bootycon). While GamerNook may be just a social networking site for some, OtakuBooty is more like a singles site for nearly everyone on there. I mean, it has the word BOOTY in its name, so that really should not have been a surprise to anyone there.
Reportedly, a lot of the members have nudes as their friends only pictures (yes, it’s allowed), so if you’re into lurking strangers’ junk, I can safely say this site is for you.
I really don’t have much to say about this site other than it’s pretty plainly decorated, which isn’t necessarily a BAD thing. It’s better than the thing drowning with naked catgirls wearing thick glasses and bikinis + armor while drawn in that Kyoto Animation moe-blob style— no, stop, never mind. It’d be SO MUCH BETTER. Either way, if the Normals find out about this place, we’re going to get sooo much shit for it. :| Come on, do they have dating sites called BaseballBooty, ChanelBooty, or BeachBooty? Probably not, although now I kind of WISH they did because ending anything in “booty” is the most brilliant idea ever.
So much so that Weeaboobies is now Weeabooty.
Posted in Miscellaneous | 32 Comments »
Otakubooty sounds like a great place to meet sweaty men who like to cyber a little too much… TIME TO SIGN UP! *w*
[Reply]
Freaking the Mundanes Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
I signed up for that reason, and at first I was disappointed as there are only a couple of sweaty men, and only one of them likes to cyber.
I’ve been on OtakuBooty for a year and a half now, and it’s the best post-breakup decision I have made in a long, long time. Whatever your preconceived notions of OtakuBooty are, they are wrong.
Unless you’re assuming everyone on OB is a huge faggot, in which case you are probably on to something…
[Reply]
AHAHAHAHA weeabooty
Good post. :D
[Reply]
I think I’m gonna make an account on otakubooty. For real haha
[Reply]
Idk i think these networking sites just keep the nerds inside and further kill any chances at a real social life.
[Reply]
tokidoki ty Reply:
June 17th, 2009 at 10:51 am
touche, good sir.
[Reply]
Sleestak Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Faggot.
[Reply]
gorg Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 7:55 am
FUCK YO COUCH.
[Reply]
fukkake Reply:
July 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Thanks to OB I have the best social life!
All the people I have met go out on a weekly basis and it has been awesome meeting all these like-minded sexy ass people! I even moved to a major city to live with someone I met on OB and to be closer to all my friends!
Inside… fuck that!
[Reply]
JackOff Jill Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:34 pm
You only say that because you’re shagging the site owner.
[Reply]
<3
[Reply]
Failed !
[Reply]
Hey, it’s not so bad here.
It’s not all about the n00dz. Well, not for everyone…
[Reply]
We got to see the legendary boobies of Miyu.
[Reply]
Hazukashi Kly Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 11:13 am
who hasn’t seen Miyu’s boobs?
[Reply]
I was sadly disappointed by the lack of gay man-on-man sex at this year’s Bootycon. There was, what, one orgy? And I think Sean let those girls in at the end. wtf.
[Reply]
Please, come stay for my seminars on pantyhose chewing and my late night Role Play sessions, courtesy of Valar’s Book of Exotic Role Play.
[Reply]
I’m changing my screen name to Milfbooty now guys.
[Reply]
All hail your new Gorg overlords.
[Reply]
I don’t know if I’d call OtakuBooty a singles site. A lot of the people one there are in a committed relationship but are still active in the community.
There’s really no good way to describe it, but the closest I can come would be to liken it to a giant online bar. Sure, lots of people are looking to hook up, but people also come to socialize. I personally just hang out on OB for the conversation; I live in the middle of crapnowhere, Kansas, so there’s not much fun nerdy conversation to be had at the real bars.
[Reply]
I’ve been a member of OtakuBooty from the beginning, and I can safely say that it’s not a closet for people to hide in.
Critiques about users (you know absolutely nothing about) on internet dating sites seem more along the line of deep dark closet troll to me. JS.
[Reply]
Welcome to Weeaboobies, where people come to rant because they think we insulted their otaku dating website.
[Reply]
velma dinkley Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:04 am
“Welcome to the internet, where people come to rant.”
http://collegejolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/catfight.jpg
[Reply]
fukkake Reply:
July 17th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Unfortunately, that is where you are dead wrong. We actually LOVE that you wrote an article about us and we even wrote a kick-ass article about you on our site to thank you all.
We also are not primarily a dating site as much as a site of like-minded people who really love to meet and hang out with each other in real life just as much on the internet.
[Reply]
tokidoki ty Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 12:11 am
it goes both ways. some of you are pleased with this post we put up, a lot of people that have commented are complaining/ranting like we insulted otakubooty.
oh well 8D
[Reply]
fukkake Reply:
July 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
No we just like to rant and use the word faggot. This is why we run into problems.
I love myself some Otaku Booty! ♥
They really have a nice sense of humor… sarcastic, rude, and HILARIOUS!
It’s worth the small amount it costs to have a working account.
People on there are great and I love it.
:3
[Reply]
I think OB actually helped me get a social life (and laid). I gained a large amount of confidence from these people…and not just from Friends only pics.
[Reply]
I met my wife on otakubooty.com. She’s not a pedo. I win.
[Reply]
JackOff Jill Reply:
August 21st, 2009 at 2:37 pm
You only married her for her daughter. Perv.
[Reply]
OB is nothing but an elitist Draconian nerd circlejerk, and it seems as if everyone there is cliqued up, too good to talk to you, or just some other form of sneering faggot with a shit-eating grin.
That said, I love the place.
[Reply]
There’s only one real nude of Miyu in existance (all her other ones either stratigically cover her nips and vag or they’re deliberately censored) and it came from OTAKUBOOTY. If that in itself doesn’t boast of Otakubooty’s awesomeness I don’t know what does.
[Reply]