Alright so we all know that Kpop fangirls can be a little psycho. (a little?) Bitches bought stock into a Korean entertainment company just so Super Junior wouldn’t get a new member AND managed to make 2PM’s leader, Park JaeBeom, straight up gtfo 2PM and Korea entirely with their ridiculous lurking/intimidation powers. These ladies take their idol groups VERY seriously.

There are a few fangirls, though, who have decided that being crazy bitches as a group just isn’t enough. They want to be personally recognized for their “dedication” to the stars they love. In order for this to happen, you know they had to up the crazy meter a notch, and you better believe these girls gave it everything they have… Bodily Fluids and all. ….Yeah, you heard me. BODILY FLUIDS.

IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH, YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO KEEP READING. I’M JUST SAYING. SHIT GETS GROSS.

Still reading? Thought so.

So, a couple weeks ago, toward the end of November, a member of a Korean 2PM fan forum decided to post a letter she had written for 2PM member Ok TaecYeon (see above gif). Seems normal enough, right? I would now like to include the fact that this letter was written in blood. Her own blood. Now it’s creepy, BUT IT GETS BETTER. It wasn’t just any old blood. This fucking girl wrote the letter in period blood. Then she sprinkled pubes on top for good luck or some shit.

I really wish I was joking, but I’m not.

It says “I dedicate to Taecyeon my period blood letter.Ok Taecyeon, You cannot live without me. Sprinkled with a few strands of my pubes”

Yes, this is real life. A bunch of people on the forum proceeded to call this out as a fake, so the poster of the letter got offended that anyone would dare deny her insanity and started posting pictures of her bloody pads/panties.. which I’ll spare you of because well.. they’re gross.

So everyone talks about this for a couple weeks and then some other girl decides that she’s just plain insulted by period blood girl and decides to show her how it’s done. Because I mean, if you’re going to write your favorite pop-star a letter in blood there’s obviously a formula that needs to be followed.

The new girl posted on a forum for popular new rookie group, MBLAQ, dedicating her bloody love for MBLAQ’s leader, Lee Joon.

Before posting the actual letter the girl said, “What up with Ok Taecyeon period letter? If you’re gonna do one, at least do it right. How dirty. Period blood? Act your age. Don’t do that, but do it right. Do it right. Copying that lady who wrote that period letter”

This one says “Lee Chang Sun ( Lee Joon’s real name) don’t forget me, you are everything to me. I love you. Remember that. Soojin”

Sooo while blood from her fucking slit wrist may not be as gross, it’s a lot more dangerous and maybe even kind of creepier?

And there you have it. Kpop bitches be trippin balls, and I really don’t know what to say about it other than WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THEIR DEAL?

P.S. tl;dr I know, but I just got out of “end of the semester paper writing mode” and couldn’t help it! ;A;

A major US tour! That’s what!

It’s been announced that the Wonder Girls will be joining such acts as Jordin Sparks and Honor Society as openers for the Jonas Brothers on their Summer Tour. It’s true… I’m not lying… WHY WON’T YOU BELIEVE ME?!

Anyway, it really is happening, and I have three issues with this…

1) The Wonder Girls seem really out of their league here… What is JYP thinking on this? “Hey, let me take this Korean girl band who no one in America has ever heard of and put them with the Jonas Brothers and an American Idol winner.” GREAT IDEA, D00D. Not saying either of them are particularly great, but little girls go crazy over them… It’s going to be the Dir en grey tour all over again. The openers weren’t very well known by the crowd, and pretty much the whole time they played the crowd was loudly chanting for Dir en grey (at least this happened at the show in Atlanta.) Poor Wonder Girls don’t even stand a chance..

Oh, and btw… I didn’t know who Honor Society was until I youtubed them while writing this. They’re basically JoBros version 2.0 … only the crappier version that no one buys because the first one works just fine.

2) Before I get to problem number two, I’m going to ask everyone to take a minute to watch the video I’ve posted above if you didn’t already…. Watch it? Good. So, my second problem with this American tour business is the fact that the Wonder Girls simply don’t have a very good grasp on the English language. This would be fine if the girls were planning on singing their songs in Korean, but they’re not. They plan on singing their songs in English. There’s a preview of the English version of ‘Nobody’ here and if that’s any indication of how their English album is going to sound, then I’ll pass…

3) Number three is very simple.. and maybe a little bitchy. I’d like everyone to ask yourself “Who is your typical JoBro fan?” (Besides me, of course… they dress nice. Don’t judge me.) If your answer was a middle school girl who wants to grow up to be just like Miley Cyrus, then you’re probably right. At least that’s what I’m imagining. And frankly, I’d like these girls to keep their grubby little hands off my kpop… Wonder Girls fused with Disney? What’s next!? A Super Junior sitcom on Nickelodeon?! (….I’d watch it…)

Despite everything that I’ve said here, I’m incredibly interested to see how this will play out… The dates that The Wonder Girls will be performing are on their official English site, www.wondergirlsworld.com. Us weeaboobies are planning on heading to the concert in Atlanta! Maybe we’ll see you there?

<3 Hazukashi Kly

   have you ever just met someone and thought “man… she is so jrock.”

   that’s how i feel about myself.
   i’m so jrock, that i’m going to talk about a korean hiphop girl band that has stolen my heart. (they’ve a level 15thf, ok? i’m only lvl 12whm, itz not fair.)

2NE1

the bitch with a mohawk is one sexy motherfucker

   you can read the wikipedia, i’m sure. but in case you’re too lazy – in a few words: four girl version of big bang, debut: march 2009. they’ve got some hip beats that make your booty pop. even shota sp33n, who blatantly admits he hates k-music, will tell you how fly these ladies are. by the way, ima fuck minzy, just you wait. i think i just like these galz so much since i just turned 21, and i know it’s secretly a present for my birthday (their name is 21.. to anyone, 2NE1… it’s fate). anyway, the song that i super aishiteru is FIRE, which was just released recently, and they’re also mostly known for the collab they did with big bang lollipop, but let’s move along to my one true love, maya-kun.

LM.C

let’s just disregard how hot topic goffik they look, ok?
   i’m not even going off on a tangent about how hard i would fuck maya, but let’s just make sure that’s a widely known fact. moving right along, lm.c, my one true band, released a new single on may 20, 09 called Punky ♥ Heart (here’s the PV). i’m definitely a fan of the song, let’s just leave it at that. also on the single was Days, which feels like it should be an anime opening… oh wait. it is… whaddya know. it’s the opening song for the hitman reborn DS game (lm.c’s done two anime openings for hitman reborn).
   Punky ♥ Heart also features the chill kawaii song-chan “ningyo no namida. if you’re familiar with LM.C, it’s the same kind of feel as the song marble-s.

the gazette

gazette features five tranny-fierce fagboys that look like shakira and queen latifa
and don’t forget that one douche wearing the chain mail.
   i suppose i should also mention a few other note-worthy releases. of course, the gazette (the most jrock of all jrock bands) released a new single (Distress & Coma) on march 09, 09. it’s a standard gazette PV featuring some retarded ballerina. oh jrock, you really love ballerinas. but according to my super jrock ex-boyfriend (i only date jrockers, thx. CALL ME, CELESTINE!) — this video was based on a dream ruki had. all i have to say is… what a douchebag. what a boring dream. ok, so ruki might look like a hot bitch in the video and in this live, but that doesn’t change the fact that uruha is a hot topic gayrocker in tripp pants. anyway, the song itself is also a standard gazette song, in which they still utilize that sweet female vocalist they used in filth & the beauty. (do we see a pattern? “filth & the beauty” – “nausea & shudder” – “distress & coma” — they’re so creative!)
   anyway. gazette also has a new album being released on july 15th called Dim. This album will feature seventeen sweet beats. i’m mildy interested, but we’ll see how this goes.

nightmare

second from the left. stare at him for a good ten seconds.
just take it all in.
   you know, i forgot how hip pleather hot pants were until i saw them on sakito (farthest left). see? those are really stylish. nightmare, normally a sugoi band, disappointed me with their sixth full-length album Majestical Parada (here’s a youtube playlist of the album). all of the songs sounded the same, and were very typical nightmare. this album was released may 13, 2009 and features 12 tracks. i don’t even know which one to link to because they all sounded so damn similar, although the first song PARADE did keep me intrigued and hopeful that the rest of the album would be better (in which i was sorely disappointed). they also had a single release on april 29, 2009 called MELODY that is only worth mentioning because it has a somewhat interesting PV. ok, so nothing happens in the pv except you see the band rockin out with their j-cocks out, but what else is new? yomi’s hair looked pretty sweet.

anCafe

so they look like they always did. but here they are lookin hard rock… (except yuki).
   idk if i should be surprised that i liked their most recent EP or not. Harajuku Dance Rock was released on march 13, 2009 and features seven tracks (three of which have pvs) and one of which is the fourth in the “nyappy in the world” songs. it’s very typical ancafe sounding, there’s nothing mind-blowing… but it keeps your interest. as long as you don’t mind miku’s chihuahua voice that is. Summer Dive ~sweet melty PEACH BEACH~ was easily my favorite due to the upbeat poppy sound of it. aroma was one of the other songs on the EP featuring a PV (…they’re going for a hard rock look?) and the final one with a PV is MY HEART LEAPS FOR ‘C’. let me mention another song though, Kawayu’s ЯocК… just … let me quote some of the beautiful poetry of the lyrics. “An OMG-like lie is an infamous see-thru” … yes, miku does literally say “O-M-G” in the song. idk what to think about this.
   in conclustion: this EP has a lot of variation, which is definitely a good thing.

other new releases
  → Abingdon Boys School – JAP & Valkyrie
  → SuG – 39GalaxyZ
  → Sadie – Ice Romancer
  → Girugamesh – Alive (full song) & PV Preview
  → SCREW – Wailing Wall
  → Kagrra, – Sakura Dzukiyo
  → POLYSICS – Young Oh! Oh!
  → VAMPS – Love Addict
  → Kra – Love Lab
  → Daizy Stripper – Dearest
  → Ayabie – Aitakute
  → Shiina Ringo – Ariamarutomi
  → Serial⇔Number – Chinese Ring

gackt has a shitload of new stuff for his 10th year anniversary countdown:
  → journey through the decade (released awhile ago)
  → koakuma heaven preview (june 10, 09)
  → FARAWAY preview (june 17, 09)
  → lost angels preview (june 24, 09)
  → flower preview (july 01, 09)

♥ tokidoki ty.