Technically, no one under the age of eighteen should listen to our show, according to traditional ratings. So if your parents are going to get mad at you for hearing us, then don’t listen when they’re around LOLLOLOL!



» Explicit language
» Offensive terms
» Concerning the way we talk
» Our names
» Speaking Japanese
» Everything is a target
» Harry Potter / Twilight
» That’s so RaaAaAaaaandom!







explicit language
   Weeaboobies is probably as explicit as it gets without actually being pornography. So don’t listen if your innocent ears can’t handle every cuss word in the book, as well as pretty much every vulgar saying possible.

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offensive terms
   We will use the terms (faggot, homo, fag, gay, etc.) a LOT, however we aren’t homophobic. None of us are. Most of us enjoy reading yaoi doujinshi and fanfiction, so … we’re kind of the opposite of homophobic.
   There will also be the use of some racial slurs, so if “chink” offends you… well, it’s safe to say we’d offend you.

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concerning the way we talk
   All of us talk like extreme idiots, adding -chan, -kun to almost anything. We’re doing it on purpose. While we MAY talk like that in real life (how we talk on our show is pretty much normal for us) – we do it to be assholes. We’re making fun of people who think it’s a good idea to talk like that and are serious about it.

   So when we say “OMG Sasuke-kun was supa kawaii in that episode!” or “Miyavi-kun is leady to lock!!” … if you don’t understand that those are jokes, you’re not intelligent enough to listen to Weeaboobies.

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about our names
   Hazukashi Kly, Tokidoki Ty, Sukiyaki Sam, Moshi Moshi Meev, Shota Sp33n, Aishiteru Alec, Tasukete Travis, Deka Dosei, Kami-Sama Carlton…………. Seriously. Seriously The ‘kami-sama’ should have given away that we’re being ridiculous and aren’t serious. But just in case someone, which I’m sure someone exists, doesn’t understand; WE DON’T SERIOUSLY CALL OURSELVES TOKIDOKI TY OR MOSHI MOSHI MEEV. Okay … maybe we do. But come on… the names are just so damn kawaii

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speaking japanese
   When we speak Japanese we’re going to do our very best to pronounce everything as accurately as possible. We’re not going to butcher the pronunciation like a lot of wapanese fags do. However, we will NOT be rolling our R’s like native Japanese speakers do. Americans sound like total dicks when they try to roll their R’s. So, you can hear an example in our first episode during about the first fifteen minutes of how we say words where the R would traditionally be rolled.

   PS: if you ever correct us on a pronunciation… congratulations, you’re a homo.

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everything is target
   If you have a favorite show, we’re probably going to target it. If you have a favorite gay-rock/jrock band, we’re going to target it. Nothing is safe, except probably our favorites. But, nothing’s going to stop Kly or Sam or Meev from making fun of my favorite things, and nothing’s going to stop me from making fun of theirs.

   Naruto is 99% of the time going to be a running jo- BELIEVE IT! A running joke. Naruto and Narutards are asking to be made fun of. BEGGING to be made fun of. So are you Bleach-fags.

   However, as much as we make fun of things, we all secretly (or not so secretly) still love it. So while I may make fun of Inuyasha, I still secretly love it. Koga-kun, so kawaii!!!

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twilight & harry potter
   Now when it comes to Harry Potter or Twilight, it’s a love/hate relationship… Mostly with the love aiming towards the first and the hate aiming towards the latter. However, while we may “love” Edward Cullen or admire Draco Malfoy more than should be possible, we’re going to BUTCHER these series as much as an anti-Twilight or anti-Harry Potter person would. Especially when it comes to Breaking Dicks Dawn.

   We’ll also make the most ridiculous Twilight references you’ve ever heard in your life, as well as Harry Potter jokes.

   We just love making fun of everything way too much.

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so random
   Okay, this section is just for me: Tokidoki Ty. If you ever hear me say “raaaaandom” in the most RIDICULOUS way possible. Yeah, you guessed it: I’m making fun of people who actually think they’re “OMGZ, I’M t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!! *holds up spork* lol…as u can see im very random!!!!” (see reference) If you ever describe yourself as “random” you should probably go kill yourself, because you’re one of those annoying people that love Gir from Invader Zim, and you probably have disgusting ratty mall-goth hair. Oh, and we all hate you. You’re why we created this show.

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in conclusion
   With all of that being said: we want you to LISTEN Weeaboobies. We want to hear from you if you love us, we definitely want to hear from you if you hate us. We’re here to have fun and hopefully for you to have fun. If you ever find yourself making a rage face, you should probably just close the window and never return. Until next week, that is.

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