okay so maybe you don’t know what a weeaboo is at all
and you’re just smiling and pretending you do.





well i can guarantee the name of our site will be a lot funnier if you know what a weeaboo is.

to make a long story short:
weeaboo = japanophile, wapanese, otaku

(notice that all are derogatory terms.)

let’s see if these can’t put things into perspective for you:
exhibit a – exhibit b – exhibit c – exhibit d



to make a short story long:
you are a weeaboo if you do/have done 2+ of the following:

• if you have more than four japanese/anime posters on your wall
• if you have an internet alias that ends with chan, kun, san, sama, senpai or sensei
• if you say “tadaima” when you arrive home
• if you answer your phone by saying “moshi moshi”
• if you wear a kimono at any time. even as a joke.
• if you have a shirt that says otaku. or anime fan.
• if you own this button
• or if your clothing has anime characters at all on them, or anime references
• if you refer to your siblings as “nee-san/chan” or “nii-san/chan”
• or your mom & dad as “oka-san” or “otou-san”
• or your cat as “kawaii neko-chan”
• or your friend as “kawaii neko-chan”
• if you own a pair of cat ears of any kind
• if you use any japanese word in conversation (i.e. kawaii, baka, chinchin, hai, etc.)
• if you freak out at the sight of pocky
• if you suddenly craved a pocky stick since you saw it typed out
• if you actually HAVE a box of pocky at your side
• if the only word you can read in japanese is “ai” because of gaara’s dumb symbol
• if 90% of your music is japanese (even more weeaboo if it’s just anime music)
• if you host an anime podcast
• if any of the following pictures make your panties wet (1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11)
• if you just saved any of those pictures
• extra points – if you already have any of those pictures
• if you say “believe it” more than once a week
• if you eat your food with chopsticks ever (even ramen especially ramen)
• if you’ve tried to learn japanese
• if you’ve spoken japanese frequently
• if you’ve corrected someone’s pronunciation of a japanese word
• if you’re getting mad that i haven’t capitalized “japan” or “japanese” at all
• if you’ve been to an anime convention
• if you own any naruto merchandise whatsoever
• or inuyasha, or bleach, or death note
• if you’ve made an AMV
• if you own a katana or a shinjuku (that’s japanese for shuriken, lolol)
• if you type with any of the following faces: ^^ ^_^ *w* :3 T-T @o@ n_n UwU =^w^=
• if you’ve danced the caramelldansen in public before
• if you haven’t yet, but are waiting for the perfect moment to dance it in public
• if you own a gaia account
• if you think you’re lolita
• if you cosplay at all. poorly or well.
• if 90% of your clothing was bought from hot topic
• if you’ve taken 5+ pictures with you making a peace sign
• if your myspace has even ONE japanese word on it
• if you’ve ever fangirled over an anime character
• if the only thing you read is manga and fanfiction
• if you can think of something else to add to this list

all four of your hosts are guilty of at least 70% of the above. perhaps more.
that doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of you though.

please visit this link to feel even more like shit.